I had the strangest dream last night. There was a giant earthquake, and I survived. I also ended up saving 13 kittens. Well, this, as you may know, is both Heaven and Hell for me. Heaven because, well, there's 13 kittens! And Hell because I knew I'd have to try to find homes for them, and that's just completely impossible.
Now, I know why I'm dreaming about kittens, and that's because I've been obsessed with kittens for a while now. I swear I've never had a biological clock tick in all my life, but my desire for kittens is making me crazy. But why 13 of them? And why did I dream about an earthquake?
Maybe the world is going to end tomorrow, and I'm having a premonition. Damn! I knew I should have waited to pay that water bill!
Nah, just joking. I didn't take all my money out of the bank on December 31, 1999 either.
Have a good weekend!
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